table of contents

1. tao lin's room, early in the afternoon, promotional materials 'laid out' 'in disarray'
2. reader-of-depressing-books.blogspot.com 3x book melville house domination
3. justindtaylor.net reads the first poem from cognitive-behavioraltherapy.blogspot.com by tao lin
4. 'the jaguar uprising' takes turns shaking hands with zacharygerman.com
5. 'the industry' talks to dennis loy johnson about his 'montage'
6. 'two tears boy' points at something in terms of 'daryl the blacksmith'
7. a brief interlude
8. taco bell confusion
9. 'daryl the blacksmith' points at something and says something
10. a brief interlude
11. *poetry confusion* porochistakhakpour.blogspot.com gets offered $75 by zacharygerman.com to write one line of poetry *poetry confusion*
12. small-animals-with-short-life-spans.blogspot.com physically defeats zacharygerman.com, zacharygerman.com stands up saying 'i'm gay, i like men'
13. *crucial scene* 'daryl the blacksmith,' 'the golden bear,' 'two tears boy,' and 'the industry' of 'the jaguar uprising,' kendralovely.blogspot.com, zachary 'eat a dick fagtron' german, tao 'kombucha choads unite' lin, justindtaylor.net, matthew 'durian' dorian corbin, durian's friend, soffi stiassni, alice townes, and maybe other people inside a giant van *crucial scene*
14. 'east side burger' at counternyc.com