If you’ve been hankering for the good old days, days when strippers worked in black and white and wore really large underpants. Days when drinking too much was fashionable. When partying really meant something.

Well, harken back to those days of drunken yore and watch as vintage nymphs entice you with every bounce and shimmy. Where cocktails flow like Niagara Falls. Where inappropriate behavior is not only tolerated, its encouraged.

It’s the perfect adornment for anyone who cherishes the shiver of an ice cold gin martini slithering down the back of their throat or fancies the Hefner-like swelling pride when cradling a bevy of beauties – all of which, by the way, 100% guaranteed when listening to the Sad Salamanders.