That was grrrreeat! Speaking of football fans, what EPL team do you support Bucko?

To be honest I don't follow football that much apart from the international games. But I grew up supporting the saints (southampton) FC - that's where I lived when I was younger and I used to go and watch the matches at the Dell (Stadium of the time - it's not there anymore, instead now they have St. Mary's Stadium).

We actually have to import ours from Uzbekistan. All England can manage is fog in a jar with the occassional light drizzle.

haha, literally, pissed :P

Even though I know B. knows that by "pissed" you mean mad (as well as the double entendre that you were covered in urine), as an American, I'm required to assume that "foreigners" are stupid by pointing this out and thereby demonstrate that it's actually me that's stupid.

In England, pissed normally means drunk which implies that in America, urine is alcoholic! You guys must be wasted all the time for that to be true!!!

that would explain our foreign policy...

I was pleased that that was the thumbnail. That was actually good old fashioned soot from my parents chimney!!!

I would like to point out that Buck is the only person in the UK to still have soot in his chimney. Most of us have technologically advanced domestic home warming systems involving central heating and radiators.

I guess we're a bit poorer than "most" of the UK. In winter to keep warm we huddle around a candle. If it gets really cold, then we light it.

does this mean all those quaint, dancing, cockney chimney-sweeps I saw in Mary Poppins are now on the dole?

you. bastards.

Oh no! What will become of the loveable Dick van Dyke?

Exactly! "SteveR" (if that is his real name) and "the rest" of the UK gave Dicky and Co. a jolly-good Chim-Chim-Fuck-Off.

I put it to you "Fuzzy Dave" (a nom de plume, I suspect) that you would not be able to tolerate Dicky's hideously inaccurate "cockney" accent any longer than we could.

To be honest I was always dubious about "Dicky's" work ethic anyway. The guy must have been on acid, I mean, he thought he could jump into pavement drawings and dance with talking penguins!!!

touche, SteveR.

Luxury! You had a candle? We used to dream of having a candle. The best we could hope for was to huddle over the discarded footage of Charlie Steadman's rejected clips which gave all 42 of us cancer when they burned except that we couldn't afford anything to ignite them with, so we covered ourselves in them and got the cancer from the chemicals, but we were grateful!

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naaaaw that was a suitcase tsunami.

Glad you like it. I'm also glad noone has pointed out that I never actually sung in the rain!

well the dare is just an idea I guess you can say. Each person makes it what they see. And I loved yours! :D

It was supposed to be, hence the sound effect. I only have Windows Movie Maker, so my special effects are a bit limited. If you can tell me a way to draw things on to a movie, that would be amazing!

er.... Acme.

I'm sure they were never that bad in Mission Impossible.

Just my luck!

Thanks :)