Last month, I went with my friend Lisa to a an Orlando cafe which has the distinction of being the only cafe in central Florida (and one of two in the entire state) with a Clover coffee machine. For the non coffee cognoscenti out there, it's basically the brewing method that has made everything else obsolete.

So, in an effort to be as obnoxiously snobby and hipster-like, we decided to take the Starbucks coffee we had in hand and dump it in the bushes near the cafe.