Gotta watch out for Charlie in the jungle.

redux

Charlie is pretty well-known for his bush squatting.

Charlie: you need to add the Brando Scene to this. Here are the original lines:

I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It is impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and... hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget.
And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that... these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. For it is judgment that defeats us.

Then change a few of the lines to make them Nerfy. Like, "..to kill without feeling...without passion...without judgment...Men who can kill...With Nerf...

i love the smell of pollyeurothane in the morning,,,,,, smells like victory.

Ooooo. Sounds fun. What a great movie scene.

Disclaimer: Brando's character misinterprets killing and maiming the innocent and ignoring human compassion as strength. His misinterpretation, grown through the horrors he was subjected to, subsequently drove him to insanity. Poor guy. Thank a Veteran for saving you from the horrors of war.

This has to be the funniest threads. EVER.

Hmmm, I think I'll do okay. I'm pretty good at "faking" the ramblings of an insane mind.

part 2 will be up oct 30

thanks!

Lol

never leave the boat!

The six foot swells!!

oh great DR no i did not, im on my way to kill charlie who knows who i will meet on my way?

Peika, didn't you quit :s

yep

That makes my day

part two of three is on its way :)

thanks buckster part two coming soon....

Can't wait!

danka magic the horror,,,,

almost??? are you sure you better check...

budweiser the KING of beers!

If i may quote Dennis Hopper from Blue Velvet: PABST BLUE RIBBON!

you may quote Dennis Hopper in fact HMMMMM?

he he

Thanks Bill, we should do another you in?

Im in! Im in! and Im in!