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In Chinatown, a few blocks from my apartment, I walked past this on Saturday. They were giving little kids toys in exchange for participating in their presentation.

I wonder if five year olds really care about getting "NEW LIFE"?

Also, I don't like it when people tell me that I have sinned, because how'd they find out I took a shit in the library?
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  • delphi 3 years ago
    this is how kids learn about bribery... example by adults. hahaha
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  • along 3 years ago
    they seem to be avoiding getting to the four most important thing.
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  • salmon 3 years ago
    chinatown neighbors, we are
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  • raul gutierrez 3 years ago
    four most important thing is my new mantra
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  • hanalita 3 years ago
    i know it's hardly mature, but this clip gave me the giggles the whole way through
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  • dogseat 3 years ago
    jeez. they should get a TV show!
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  • spinlab 3 years ago
    Beer is the most important thing.

    According to my religion, at least.
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  • brainy 3 years ago
    moral socialization- am now retreating into parochial school flashback with Sr. Mary Mehan leading the discussion...
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  • Joel Curran 3 years ago
    Sorry that was me who told them about you shitting in the library... It just kinda slipped out...
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  • brandon schaaf 3 years ago
    I didnt know those microphones existed anymore
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  • djp 2 years ago
    there's a right way to tell people about jesus....

    and then there's this way....

    hmmmm

    vimeo.com/clip:49995
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  • Hilco Klinkert 2 years ago
    One prayer one candy!
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  • mongchacha 2 years ago
    fooouuur mos imbordan ding!!!
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  • jteore 2 years ago
    Jesus comes with a floor full of prizes.
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  • LCF 2 years ago
    It's kind of saying - believe in God and he will give you candy - well, that's what happens at oweek in my uni haha

    He spoke unto us, uttering promises of an eternity of candy in return for our souls *reverend lovejoy voice*
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