Those junior college drama classes are really starting to pay off, John.

ACT-ING! My filming and editing skills are also on display here. By which I mean that I am openly admitting that I have none.

I wanted to do costumes - guy in a suit, etc. - but I realized it's really not worth the trouble. I think that proved to be correct.

Dude, you're editing your Tweets? That's going to keep production WAY down. Remember, it's $1/word. Checks will be mailed out mid-July.

I've long suspected your stuff was written by committee.

You should see the sweatshop in Bangalore that @hotdogsladies uses

The one thing I do regret is how blurry the punch line is. Looked OK on the tiny Flip camera screen and then I didn't have time to reshoot it. THIS COULDN'T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.

It's "recta", dummy.

A+ Winner. This is documentary filmmaking at its finest.

Here in L.A., we have a saying: Big Monitor, Big Funny. HTH.

Johnny's grown a bit since the last time I saw him.

Gen-ius!

you've got big eyes

and i love how the punchline is so blurry it hurts your eyes!