The Oregon Zoo has these things called Animal Fries, which are basically french fries cut into animal shapes, but for no reason I can see, they taste SO GOOD! They're way better than any other type of fry I've ever had. Usually the place where they sell them is closed by 4-ish, but because of Zoolights, they kept it open!

I now invite you to join my family on our quest for Animal Fries.

Persons seen in this video, in order of appearance (as far as I can tell): myself, my brother Tyler, my brother's friend Colin, my dad, a brief glimpse of my uncle Doug, my brother Josh's chin, and the two workers at the AfriCafe