
Useless Talent
2 years ago
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I looked in the bylaws and found juggling tennis balls counts as useless due to "misuse of the original design and purpose of said balls."
Useless Talents Article 5.6, Section 33, "Tennis balls and golf balls are designed to be hurled at high velocity at rich people pummelling them into submission. Any other use is counted as misuse of the original design and purpose of said balls. In a majority vote, juggling either type of ball was agreed as useless."
(priceless!).
that´s my only talent. ;-)
I can only sort of juggle. Several people in the office I used to work at knew how and one of them claimed he could teach anyone how to do it in about 15 minutes. It worked, I was able to do some basic juggling fairly quickly.
Juggling breaks were frequent in that office and when coupled with the exposed overhead ducting, this lead to the creation of the game of "Pipe Ball" which I will not go into here due to space constraints other than to say that it ended up being one of the most addictive games ever invented.
i like the bow at the end.
i've never managed to grasp the basic concept of juggling. i actually went to a circus course a year ago. i failed.
:-)
(always too late X-|)