I stole a tube of that toothpaste gum when I was about 4 or 5. My parents wouldn't buy it for me, so when we stopped for hot dogs, I ran back to the store, walked up to the cash where the candy was, picked up the tube, smiled, and ran back to where my parents were in the mall. It was rather genius using my charms to seduce impunity that way. Don't know where I lost it. ;)

nah you still got it...self deprication is the way to go, no expectations can be shattered and you always can exceed percieved abillities ...apart from spalling