To Bad Horse, et al,

As the shop Steward for the Association of Thieves, Henchmen, Underlings and Goons, I am appalled by your insistence on only allowing “traditional villains” to apply to the Evil League of Evil. Do you refuse to recognize the need to have me, a very necessary liaison between one of the largest henchmen’s unions and the ELE? Henchmen, may I add, that already play an integral role in the League’s day to day operations and are none to happy about the evil hegemony denying them adequate benefits and residuals. If you weigh a villain’s worth by the number of henchmen he controls, then by all rights I should be one of the most influential villains in the world.
With all due respect, I would advise the Evil League of Evil to think very carefully about alienating henchmen. We wouldn’t want any…disorder in the ranks, now would we?

The evil you know,
The Steward
Shop Steward, A.T.H.U.G. Local 304
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