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I felt really jittery on Saturday night, so I knocked a "rockin' jam" together in Garageband and "busted out" some "sweet-ass" freestyles.

This one is about my favourite thing: taking a dump.

I lose my way loads - I'm not very good at freestyling yet, but it's all good fun!

Here's the backing track if you wanna have a go at bashing out some seriously dope rhymes: simonpanrucker.com/music/silly/saturday_freestyle_instrumental.mp3

p.s. I don't know why I ended up doing it in a gay American accent, but it happened, so that's that.
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    Rap Master (or should that be CRAP Master hahahaHAHA)
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  • Thommy Browne 1 year ago
    Whats your MC name?
  • Si 1 year ago
    I don't have one, can you help?
  • dunno 1 year ago
    Rhymin' Simon.
  • Desmark 1 year ago
    that. is. genius.
    I second Rhymin' Simon!
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  • Georgie Hammerton 1 year ago
    Oh man.. the corn! That was disgustingly detailed! lol
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  • Dobbsie 1 year ago
    genius
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  • nshack 1 year ago
    It's like a terrible accident, I couldn't look away.
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  • 3d60 1 year ago
    that was your pooh face....
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  • Desmark 1 year ago
    Sounds wicked!
    Almost like a cross between Spek and Quasimoto being anally probed by weird al yankovic. :)
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  • islebehere 1 year ago
    hilarious and gross at the same time =)
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  • DrPiranha 1 year ago
    Ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

    POO....POO out of my BUM!

    A classic!

    BRAVO!
  • PEIKA 1 year ago
    genius.... pumping squid,laying cable,pinching a loaf,dropin a duece,dropin the kids at the pool,
  • Si 1 year ago
    Oh man, I didn't even think of rolling a few of those off! Bollocks, that would have been fun. Perhaps I'll have to do this again some time. Pumping squid! I like that one!

    p.s. It isn't the first, nor will it be the last time I do a song about poo. Here's a poo song I made when I was about 16, lyrically I haven't improved since then - in fact I think this is better (if you can handle the incessant repetition): angelfire.com/extreme3/grubnuts/The_Poo_Song.mp3
  • PEIKA 1 year ago
    This webpage packed its bags and moved to Toledo.
    Actually, we couldn't find the page you requested. Please check the URL.
  • Si 1 year ago
    I think angelfire still hates hotlinking. If you control click, and open it in a new tab it should be fine, but I wouldn't worry too much about it.
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  • Golgottan 1 year ago
    Long live the poo songs!
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  • Gisela 1 year ago
    hahahaha!
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  • ElectroVision 1 year ago
    this had me in stiches! I love the little head shake at the end - classic
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