Patrick was sitting on the stairs asleep with a bottle of beer (40 Bud) between his legs.

I woke him up and said it was time to either come inside to sleep at Justin's or stay awake and party at Amir's.

He stood up and the bottle fell out from between his legs bouncing twice on the way down the steps before it shattered.

I wish I had that clip but all I have is me watching people clean up so they can leave to party some more.

I did feel like a dick for not helping but I was on vacation and I clean up broken liquor bottles all the time at work.