The funny thing about responsibility is that when you got it, you don't want it.
The other funny thing about responsibility is that when you don't got it, the Oregon Gov. sends you weekly $13 checks to buy 39 Taco Bell burritos with.
Not having responsibility sure tastes terrible.

But let's start getting serious...responsibility.
Yeah.
Whether you got it, want it, have it, touch it, feel it, assume it, prefer it, take it, grasp it, need it or fall into it, PEOPLE, it's all got one thing in common and that thing is that Aretha Franklin wrote an entire song about it.

No, wait...no, that was "Respect".

Never mind. Wrong word. Let's go ahead and shut this thing down.