Hahah great idea! I know that I google all things before buying them... well, not socks, but gadgets n stuff. :)

AWESOME idea!!
i'll make an anti-commercial soon, too!
is there something more than just tags to make the link show up in google?

Yeah, make sure you put the name of the product in the title of the clip... notice this one is called "Don't buy GE's GXCF20E Water Dispenser", which appears as the title of the link when you Google it.

supergreat. I'm going to have go ahead and ask you to register dontbuy.com.

I just really like the line "Like watching an old man pee"

-- especially with the last frame, he is frozen in time, watching that old man...

google is fast like a cheetah. that's just from the page title and the page content, too. i thought y'all had yr php magic write out the vimeo tags as META tag 'keywords' up in the HTML document head.

and i actually kind of like watching the old man pee.

i totaly agree.

I can't get "it's like watching an old man pee" out of my head..

Too funny

Hahaha nice effort putting the bottle on the water dispenser. Why wouldn't they make it the same as a normal water cooler, with the plastic lid so that when you flip it upside down onto the cooler, the sharp plastic tube punctures a hole in the plastic lid. A great deal more efficient than having to hold it really steady and then....FLIP IT REALLY QUICKLY! Hahaha SOOO much water spilt. Plus true that, it IS like watching an old man pee.

I'm gonna google "watching an old man pee". excellent delivery.

You know, I've ALWAYS wondered how you put those jugs on the machine....good to know they suck. hahaha

I say you do your own version of office space..and put some Rap music in the background then Take your Water Dispenser out to the park and have a bunch of friends with Chains & Bats beat the shit out of it and then Post the Video.

ha - thats great - i love it when something is that shit, it makes you wander how retarded the designers really are

Jacob, This one is pretty terrific hilarious. However. I'm a little disturbed that so many people on here seem to know what it's like watching old guys take a wiz.

Did I miss some memo or something? I'll check my inbox again, but I don't remember getting that one.

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To: People of Earth
Re: Geriatric Male Urination

Dear People of Earth, It has come to our attention that not enough of you have observed the latest required training materials regarding the expulsion of urine from the urethra of an aged male. Please take corrective action immediately. We would hate to see you lose your certification.

That being said, we are glad to see that several of you have taken the initiative and participated in the aforementioned training. Gold stars will be forthcoming for jakob, carleton, sizeofguam, and animechii.

Keep up the good work,
The Management

I can't believe I haven't dug this clip until now. This was one of my first favorite Vimeo clips ever.

i am so in love with this clip

...and how exactly do you know at what speed old men pee at?!? lol.

Just in case you were wondering where the influx of viewers came from, this just got posted on The Consumerist.

consumerist.com/consumer/clips/gxcf20e-water-cooler-of-infamy-204032.php

This clip (portions thereof) were just mentioned on
ABC 20/20 piece by John Stossel.
Way to go Jacob!

haha! ...."watching an old man pee"....classic!

On behalf of the AARP, we must strongly protest at having our urinary flow, weak and slow as it is, compared to such a dreadful product. You have slandered our streams, Sir, and this will not go unpunished.

We demand a duel!

Piss-off at dawn!

We, of course, will already have been up for hours, while you'll still be "slackering", or whatever it is you young tykes get up to.

this was on the news!

jakob, read the manual :-)

congrats on making 20/20 with this!!! and what a lame answer that CEO had that you should read the manual?? I don't even think my dispenser had a box when I purchased it (not this model).

hahahahah like watching an old man pee. thanks for the tip! I'll be avoiding this water dispenser at all costs

old man...peeing...classic!!