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I'm almost too embarassed to put this up. But if I show it, I will be forced to relive what an asshole I am. I think I need to just accept that what I did was wrong.

btw, when I get like this, Ricky's nickname for me is "Dick Lodwick"
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  • Zach Klein 2 years ago
    You're a dick.
  • Evan Armour 2 years ago
    I believe the proper term for this situation is 'asshole.'
  • kunal shah 2 years ago
    Both terms apply. But no hard feelings...
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  • Mary 2 years ago
    This reminds me of a video game... where all you see is the gun hovering in the screen.
  • pstine 2 years ago
    Counter-Strike. ;)
  • hªnnes 2 years ago
    doom
  • sina 2 years ago
    nice walking movement
  • edscoble 2 years ago
    I was hoping to see a more DOOM-like view but that Duke Nukem shout just as good.
  • Tiago Alves 1 year ago
    doom II ²
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  • Cait Oppermann 2 years ago
    That was really good aim.

    The bobbing gun reminds me of something like Doom, which I'm sure was what you were going for, but in the game he doesn't apologize. haha.
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  • Carleton 2 years ago
    beyond the fact that you're a dick I like how everyone's flinching reaction is slightly different
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  • trp0 2 years ago
    "my mom's gonna yell at me..." HA! I'm all abuzz with anticipation. Maybe she'll make a vimeo clip of her scolding you!
  • Jakob Lodwick 2 years ago
    That's rough...
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  • hªnnes 2 years ago
    niiice office; i'd like to work in a place with parquet floor!
  • mika 2 years ago
    So there are actually people working in the hallway now? Damn, youre growing fast!
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  • Evan Armour 2 years ago
    Did you only actually shoot that one guy? Where did you get hit back?
  • Jakob Lodwick 2 years ago
    It hit his eye :/ I really shouldn't have done that.

    Andrew hit me back right on the camera, maybe my face.
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  • Laurel 2 years ago
    it's nice that you warned janine....she won't be so lucky when gets back tonight....lol
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  • dalas verdugo 2 years ago
    Jakob, I'm sure you realize that this vimeo clip could inspire people to shoot their friends with REAL GUNS. I have been informed that vimeo is no longer a place for "college-humor" type clips. This information has come to me from the highest authority: some guy in France. Please be more responsible in the future.

    Yours truly,
    Fascist Asshole
  • trp0 2 years ago
    don't forget to light the bullets on fire before shooting people in the eye with them
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  • jaaaniiineee 2 years ago
    hey good job, cause now i can add the other people in the office under my contacts.
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  • HaNNaH123 2 years ago
    lol HA that seems like something I would do, yeah yeah its all fun and games until some one gets their eye jabbed out! lol
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  • Noel M. Klein 2 years ago
    Nice shoot Jakob. I heard Zach's laughter in the backround, what happened at the very end.
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  • Odes Roberts 2 years ago
    its like that movie doom...just with better acting
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  • mobtown 2 years ago
    Jake- "dick" and "asshole" are really not nicknames that most people would want. Remember chasing your 4th grade teacher with a stick, and you got a "time-out" for a few months? Don't make me come up there to whoop your Tribeca ass. Dad.
  • Jakob Lodwick 2 years ago
    Sorry Daddy.
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  • charliesteadman 2 years ago
    You're gonna shoot your eye out! Or somebody's.
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  • jimnellis 2 years ago
    it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
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  • Marisa Gesualdi 2 years ago
    Mom always said "Don't play ball in the house."
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  • dailey 2 years ago
    the gun movement is soooo funny. straight out of a video game!
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  • Erik Nelson 2 years ago
    at least he was a good sport, even complimented you on your good aim.
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  • eevadoherty 2 years ago
    If only work was that much fun for everyone! Well, I suppose this sort of thing might happen in my office, but you got it on video.
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  • Aereo 2 years ago
    I want amir's laptop.
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  • Roddyvons 2 years ago
    Can I have a job please?
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  • Robin Dunlap 2 years ago
    First person shooter. I hated that movie, Doom. This is way better than that movie.
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  • VarienBen 2 years ago
    real assholes dont say they're sorry...
  • iamloserduh 2 years ago
    awww, so true... and then let them shoot them back.
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  • Kaushal Karkhanis 2 years ago
    awesome FPS feel dude! love the ending :P
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  • sunrise 2 years ago
    why whould you have a toy like that in your office? what for?
    that co-worker of yours is a cold blooded shooter. he just picked up your gun and shot you just like that.
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  • overunder 2 years ago
    Kunal is too nice man. I think CV needs to provide their employees with adequate firepower to defend and form counterattacks.
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  • Jelen! 2 years ago
    amir's desk is tiny.
  • aimeesuckerr 2 years ago
    Just like his penis!



    Hiyooo!
  • Alex Kehr 2 years ago
    LOL @ aimeesuckerr's comment.
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  • LeglessMan 2 years ago
    I wish the offices I've worked in were that fun.
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  • scheep 2 years ago
    I remember back when just offering to take a similar shot was enough to make everything fair. OH! oh my gosh, Im so sorry. NO NO dont cry.. STOPSTOPSTOP here! hit me, you wanna hit me? come on, dont cry, just hit me!
  • iamloserduh 2 years ago
    Haha!!! 'Cause you dont want them to go tell on you!!! Oh man!!! :D
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  • Hilco Klinkert 2 years ago
    The real Doom made me sick (the FPS thing does something weird to my orientation), this one made me laugh. Oh, and cry for this poor Kunal ofcourse.
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  • delphi 2 years ago
    what is it that you guys do in your office? looks like heaven. hahaha
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  • LCF 2 years ago
    quite right your mum should yell at yoU!
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  • Cassie 2 years ago
    ouch* you're such a meanie
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  • Dawidone 2 years ago
    "shoot me, i'll take my glasses off". hehe.
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  • Andrew Wilkinson 1 year ago
    Doom anyone?
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  • Fish Face 1 year ago
    Your parents are cool
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  • not in the face!
    I would have stood you in the corner for timeout after that stunt.
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  • Radthanael 1 year ago
    This just showed up on my recommended clips...and for good reason. It was awesome.
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  • nshack 1 year ago
    This is funny. I like your clips because they are a mix of good ideas, random moments and a lot humor. Thanks for producing.
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  • Sakuzaku 1 year ago
    Hahaha, did he get you in the eye?
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  • BigBadBen 9 months ago
    Jerk! But still something I would do myself. Great technique with the bobbing gun, just like an FPS.
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  • Adrian Radic 6 months ago
    cool! i wish it would have lasted longer! You could have poked more people's eye (of-course with the rigorous apologies and back-taking pokes)
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