::tear::

Zach, I like the shot of your face at the end, very introspective. Overall this has got to be one of the best looking and well-edited clips on Vimeo... plus, the fact that you threw one of my possessions into the Hudson is even more awesome.

And, combined with the fact that you poured water down my pants while I was wearing them gets me very excited for my revenge video.

oh, bye bye nerf gun!

Hahaha, I can see this escalating!

haha "the vimeo revenge series" coming soon to a browser near you!

Haha apparantely Zach was an easy target for anyone in posession of the nerf gun, he's in for it now that everyone knows he threw the thing into the river.

This is a better ending to the saga than The Usual Suspects.

...is a sequel coming?

NOOOOO! How could you do that!
That gun had a great potential on Ebay.

I think REVENGE is the only way.

Congratulations on being the adult, Zach.

This incident reminds me of something that happened several years ago in the parking lot at Summit Middle School in Fort Wayne, Indiana. It was the Fourth of July, and a few of my friends, who were recent Homestead High School graduates, thought it would be funny to shoot off bottle rockets.

At people.

I was on the other end of the parking lot talking to a lady friend, who was sitting on the curb, when they started shooting them at us. I reflexively took a step to my left to stand between the bottle rocket shooters and the lady.

A second later, I felt something hit the back of my leg. (I had pants on.) It was a bottle rocket that, had I not blocked it, would have hit my lady friend in the face.

Everyone else thought it was very funny that they had hit one of us. I thought it was stupid and dangerous so I got in my car and drove away.

With the lady.

Revenge!
The suspense is terrible.
I hope it'll last.

i am glad that thing is gone due to the fact that it has hurt too many people

Clearly, Zach, your best course of action is some sort of preemptive strike against "The Three" before they are able to get you back. Afterall, preemption is now the American way and they may have weapons of mass destruction. We've all seen enough videos of CV Central to realize that there are plenty of places that such weapons could be hidden.

If at all possible, you should follow Dalas' example by lighting some gay animals on fire and use those to beat "The Three".

This is like an ongoing mini-show, and it's awesome. I really enjoy it.

uh-oh...

Zach, thanks for the free pass. Plans have already been set in motion...

This is an outrage.

You are so screwed.

What was this filmed in CHICAGO or something?

Good for you, Zach, but now they are going to find something bigger and much harder. Also, if they want that back, they have to swim to the bottom of the river to get it..

Fight, fight, fight, fight!!

$50 on Zach spilling blood first ...

Justin are you suggesting that it might be windy here in Chicago? Never.

this clip is awesome, although i feel that is condones littering and therefore must be removed from vimeo. some big corporation might see this clip and then decide to dump thousands of gallons of toxic waste into the ocean.

This is only the beginning...

Why does this have "The Little Tin Soldier" written all over it?

Don't you realize you just set the Gun loose on a journey of a lifetime?

Pan to small boy on boat fishing it out of water, shooting sibling. Dad taking it away, bringing to office, boss shooting subordinates...

I will still whoop his Tribecan ass if this is not the end of the bad behavior.

Why didn't you melt it down and create a plow?

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i'm now waiting for "the return of the gun"... ahahah i don't think it could be that easy!

P.s. do you have a bag?

lol this is hilarious, and the end frame with just your "yea, shoot me now punk" look!

Pollution. Some poor kid would of had so much fun with that thing.

that felt like i was watching a snuff film or something.