Ha! If I get this right, your series was talking into a wallet now it is your child. The kid looks close to tears or spitting up. In twenty years he'll be telling his therapist why he hates cellphones or whatever they will be called in twenty years and why he hates his Dad. Or not...
Not for the *rest of your life.*
Just sayin'.
They were all "Hey, that's your BABY, man." And I was all "Dude! The reception is *ass*!"
For better reception, use both socks (socks not included).