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I was performing at Pepperbelly's Comedy Club in Fairfield, California last week and I noticed an alarming pandemic among some super macho gentlemen at one of the tables in the crowd.

I wrote a song about it yesterday, and tried it out for the first time at Annie's Social Club in San Francisco.

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  • Mike Fischer 3 months ago
    Haha! Good job!
  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    Thanks, Mike!
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  • What the hell....you were in Fairfield...

    and you didn't tell me.


    I live like 5 minutes from pepperbelly's


    ..i will post a relevant comment to this video after i watch it now.


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  • HAHAH!

    Douche bags...this town is so fucking full of them.

    Seriously.


    Gross hicky white trash asshole nu-metal icksters.

    Bleh.


    I try to stay hidden in this town.
  • I would say, that I'm sorry you had an unpleasant stay here...but I would be lying. haha. This town really does suck. And it's funny because people that i know who live around here watch my videos and wonder how i make it look so good....but it's actually kind of awful and boring and ghetto/lame.
  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    hahaha. I don't know how you do it, Karen!

    I'll tell you next time I'm in town! Maybe we can teepee West Texas Ave.
  • haha sounds like a plan. I'm too scared to go to any bars around here because they are all so white trash.

    hahaha


    How does anyone do anything in this town? Well the thing is, i moved away..and when I came back, everyone was still doing the same things...having lots and lots of sex, making babies, doing drugs, and going to the mall. haha

    your song is awesome.
  • victoria 3 months ago
    Sounds like my town! Except, we don't have a mall...
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  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    Thanks, dude!
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  • in 1913 3 months ago
    i like your words. funny guy
  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    Thanks, Aaron! It was just the first time out for this song, and I really don't do that much musical comedy, so your kind words are encouraging. I've already edited it a bit to "punch it up" as they say. I'll put the final product on here.
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  • sonya gallardo 3 months ago
    i here ya, brotha. doosh!
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  • victoria 3 months ago
    Hah, my high school art teacher had that funny tuft of hair... I'll never think of him the same...


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  • nshack 3 months ago
    Tribal tatoos and skateboarding's not a crime. So spot on. Good comedy. Especially if you know the place...
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  • Chris Garcia 3 months ago
    Thanks, dude. Glad you liked it. At least something good came out of that place!
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