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  • 3d60 1 month ago
    kind of happy for the blurring

    oh god not enough....more blur needed, splitting te difference

    i want your soks....innit
  • Reggie Watts 1 month ago
    Brilliant call.
  • 3d60 1 month ago
    blurring or socks ?... i want both now
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  • sonya gallardo 1 month ago
    yeah, those thigh high striped socks are some dope shit. "socks, socks". :P
  • Chris Garcia 1 month ago
    that whole outfit... headband, wristbands, women's medium unitard swimsuit, and socks can be all yours for $70!
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  • LOL why are you guys so effin amazing.


    HAHHAHAHAHA


    this is the first video i saw this morning...and I'm glad.


    hahahha


    Toronto HAHAHA
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  • Erick C. 1 month ago
    3d60 said exactly what i was going to say! when is the chinita getting on Vimeo?
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  • sonya gallardo 1 month ago
    oooh, sounds tempting. you havent washed it, have you?
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  • chris leppla 1 month ago
    haha, that is hilarious.


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  • Alex Itin 1 month ago
    Couldn't actually tell if this was a parody as I find american apparel ads so absurd anyway.
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  • Asher Sandberg-Lewis 1 month ago
    You guys are too active. You need some poses where you look like you've just been tased and you're recovering while looking sexual as well.
  • Chris Garcia 1 month ago
    Yeah, I see what you're saying, Asher, especially with the totally bored models they use, but to me, that's not so funny to look at "live action" per se, so I thought the semi ennui fueled dancing, facial expressions, and sack danglage fit the song and my sense of humor better. My spin on it more than an exact replica.
  • Asher Sandberg-Lewis 1 month ago
    Maybe you can revolutionize them.
    Did you make the song?
  • Chris Garcia 1 month ago
    Yeah! I made it on "Garage Band" of all things.
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  • AA 1 month ago
    I think more nudity is needed to sell these clothes!
    Hilarious vid.
  • Chris Garcia 1 month ago
    Well, you know, I just so happen to have an uncensored version...
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  • Cameron Christopher 1 month ago
    Oh god, the balls.

    This was awesome though.
  • Jackie Birov 1 month ago
    Haha, my thoughts exactly.
  • Scruff_E_Guy 1 month ago
    I couldn't have said it better
  • Mike Fischer 1 month ago
    They don't call him Scruff_E_Balls..er_Guy for nothing!
  • Chris Garcia 1 month ago
    Ew!!!!!
  • Scruff_E_Guy 1 month ago
    double Ew...
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  • Jon-Kyle 1 month ago
    hahaha! this is hilarious!
  • Chris Garcia 1 month ago
    Thanks, everybody.
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  • Derek Scott 1 month ago
    hahaha. love it! You guys definitely have what it takes.
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  • Yowda 1 month ago
    Please let me include you in the lip dub channel, even if it might be ... well... too blurry funny for that channel...
  • Chris Garcia 1 month ago
    I have an unblurred version that will make a GREAT match for the lip dub channel. Just kidding. Go for it, Yowda. Thanks for adding it.
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  • Hoop-CA, USA 1 month ago
    Sorry, couldn't finish it after the first male front wedgie shot ! But definitely creative and funny at parts but the wedgies.....
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  • Soxiam 1 month ago
    i just realized that something can't be unseen once you watch it.
  • Chris Garcia 1 month ago
    I totally felt like that after Shrek 2.
  • Steven Wilson 1 month ago
    Oh god! Heavier blur, heavier blur!
  • Kevin Mosley 1 month ago
    None of this should have been censored.

    Vimeo needs more balls
  • Chris Garcia 1 month ago
    Amen to that. Wanna co-moderate the Sack Channel?
  • Kevin Mosley 27 days ago
    This reply took a while...The answer is yes.

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  • wreckandsalvage 1 month ago
    *
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  • willy 1 month ago
    Holy crap! Where do I sign up. I want the manly-he-man outfit he was wearing!
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  • amber bird 1 month ago
    What the hell??? That did take the Lip Dub somewhere very very bad. But omg funny. Did America Apparel hire you or do you work for them or what?????
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  • Chris Garcia 1 month ago
    It's based on a live sketch and song I wrote for the San Francisco Sketchfest last year.

    This director (Evan Leong) approached us to make a video about it, so I went straight to american apparel and bought a, ahem, very snugg woman's sized medium swimsuit and started walking around the store. I got a similar reaction to yours, so I put that magical $70 outfit on the old credit card, and the rest is herstory.

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  • Anna Lodwick 1 month ago
    This is so great! When is your next show??
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  • Reggie Watts 1 month ago
    Exact analysis achieved!
  • Chris Garcia 1 month ago
    Ahahahaha. Thanks, Reggie!
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  • Billy is my real name 1 month ago
    Where can I download this song? AMAZING haha.

    I could not stop laughing.
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  • cowstace 17 days ago
    hahaa that's so funny!
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