I never had a fish - unless you count the goldfish victims of my 5 year old youth. I got a betta and kept him in a 1/2 gallon tank for a week. He swam a bit, but mostly sat at the bottom of the tank staring at my alarm clock.

So I broke down and upgraded him from the economy unit to the penthouse. Now he's "Loving every minute of it!". Cheers Kramer, this one's for you