Ya got a mom ... ya buy her a walk around phone. Big mistake. Now she walks around the house everywhere. Interrupts you watching important shows ... like Star Trek. I mean, YOU KNOW THE KLINGONS are GOING TO SAY SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT .. and she's got to be asking Aunt Mary or the geezer she met holding the DEPENDS down at the local ShopRite SuperMart, how their kidneys are. Geeze .... I bet you have a mom like this.

Mom liked the camera ... but that was 50 years ago ... a century. She's in her 70s now. I think my sister overloaded the red hair dye and it is effecting her brain. Never mind ... this is her ... and we love her ... like many of our parents who sacrificed, gave birth to us ... and eventually saw us off as we went to Reform school.

Life ... isn't it great? And just when you are FEELING REALLY GOOD ... ya freaken cellphone company double bills you and you get entangled in 5 hours of bleedin, freaken, hang-ups ... and ....'It's company policy' ... duh ... what the heck is company policy ? Does anyone ever read the 'ant-sized' print on the medications they are ingesting ... Geez ... enjoy ... it's short ... to the point ... all in all .. very unlike my Mom.