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My grandmother got me this dope sweater for Christmas (all 34 [literally, 34] cousins got exactly the same thing) and I put it on over a blue shirt and two jackets (one thermal-lined) in an effort to stay warm in this jail cell of an apartment in which I barely had the heat on at all last month and the gas bill was still $215. She used to get us remote-controlled cars and then we would all run outside and try them out but the frequencies were the same on each one, so you couldn't actually maneuver the damn things very well because of interference from the other kids' remote-controls, but it was fun, when you're a kid it doesn't matter. Now we get sweaters. That's very cliché.
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  • Andrew Pile 3 years ago
    This is by far the best news clip yet.
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  • Zach Klein 3 years ago
    Agreed. Best news clip yet.
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  • Jakob Lodwick 3 years ago
    This is just hilarious. It's one of my all-time favorite clips on here.
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  • mina k 3 years ago
    the gun is completely unexplained...excellent!
    my prayers are with you on returning the sweater.
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  • along 3 years ago
    Saturday Night Special.
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  • Alex Kehr 3 years ago
    this is almost as good as when i learned to spell b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
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  • mariodebuck 3 years ago
    excelent dude
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  • Jen Dunlap 3 years ago
    hahhah the wink made me swooooon!
  • quizzical44 2 years ago
    I also love the wink. It bumped this clip up from the major leagues to the all star game.
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  • blakeharjes 3 years ago
    LOVE the gun. LOVE it. Reminds me of the time my friend had a water gun in his room back at school, and the RA called the cops on him. Love it.
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  • Cait Oppermann 3 years ago
    I agree with Zach.
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  • soma 3 years ago
    Sweet!
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  • fcnhott1 2 years ago
    Hope u got the receipt!
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  • walrus 2 years ago
    nice...the "L.L. Bean" description...i had to do a news report.
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  • SpoonlessPanda 2 years ago
    Finally, someone has the courage to put guns back in the media. And next to sweaters.
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  • adasb 2 years ago
    Love it!
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  • Cait Oppermann 2 years ago
    I've come to realize that this is one of my favorite clips of all time. Congratulations, it's absolutely FANTASTIC.

    How did it go, by the way? Did you ever get the receipt?
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  • themodelj/J'STA® 2 years ago
    That was coool man..and the sweater from grandma Priceless
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  • benandbruno 2 years ago
    very coherent delivery.
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  • Bhumi 2 years ago
    This is so funny! YOu are the best reporter!!! Btw, whats with the gun?
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  • GregCriscuolo 2 years ago
    This is totally my type of humor. Rock on.
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  • Ottodism 2 years ago
    why the gun???
    UR gramma is stupid I believe
    so kill her
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  • eggmog 2 years ago
    Sometimes, a masterpiece just doesn't need any words. It's a shame that I didn't realize that before I started this comment...
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  • VJnet 2 years ago
    I so glad that I can still get the sweater news evene though I'm three months late.
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  • Amanda 2 years ago
    I heard about this clip from a friend. He asked me if I've ever seen the videos of "a guy who reports the news holding a gun" so I thought this was too good to pass up, and I was not dissapointed.
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  • CowTurtleSupa' 2 years ago
    Xd~
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  • Smidgits 2 years ago
    So, if the store says no returns without a reciept you just pull out the gun....?

    Smidgits. Big Entertainment for Your Small Package! ww.smidgits.com
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  • Adamtastic 2 years ago
    Everything about this is great. The gun for no reason is comedy gold.
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  • Fickle Films 2 years ago
    L.L. Bean is the devil.
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  • daphne 2 years ago
    Hey! You're in Athens! I miss that town. I worked at the UGA PAC for a few. I miss The Grit...and The Grill...and Junkman's...and The Mean bean...and...and...and....... :-) Lovely town.
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  • kimpossible 2 years ago
    Holy crap it's jesse.
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  • *winks back*
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  • eat a bug 2 years ago
    Yes, this clip is the best. I love it.
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  • vimeoman 2 years ago
    You've captured what all network and cable tv is missing. Perhaps Katie Curic will be the first to start toting a pistle on the nightly news
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  • Renee 1 year ago
    Don't you realize you need that sweater for "over a blue shirt and two jackets (one thermal-lined) in an effort to stay warm"? And all news reporting should be done with a gun in hand.
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