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I caught this on the Long Island Railroad at the Fire Island stop.

Allegedly, it started when Mr. God told Mr. Gay and his partner that "it's worse than raping children". This upset Mr. Gay, who allegedly physically attacked Mr. God. This was moments before I arrived on the scene with my news camera.

According to a female passenger, Mr. God had been drinking lots of alcohol on the train.

After the scuffle, the conductor told Mr. God to get off the train or he would be arrested. Mr. God told a few spectators that "you're going to Hell, too, if you believe in gay people", which would have been funnier if everyone wasn't completely shaken up.

Some people say religion is no longer relevant in today's society. They are wrong! Society travels to the Hamptons each weekend accompanied by religion on the LIRR!
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  • Denis Kabistan 2 years ago
    "Religion the downfall of society."
    But nice capture of the scuffle. Perhaps evidenciary support, that the man employed verbal malice.
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  • Amanda 2 years ago
    Whoa. People fighting always makes me sad.
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  • marj 2 years ago
    gross.
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  • Alex Kehr 2 years ago
    Did he say wait, wait at the end and point at your camera?
  • LCF 2 years ago
    You person! If you own a camera! You are going to hell too!!!!!!!
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  • AA 2 years ago
    You know what? I bet Mr. Gay totally saw the light and is now a changed man because of the wisdom and love Mr God spread that day on the train.
  • calvo 2 years ago
    hahahahaha....I'm sure you're right AA!
  • DistantDragon! 2 years ago
    I second that!
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  • MARCY 2 years ago
    i think awkward is the perfect tag for that.
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  • LCF 2 years ago
    Go the fighting skills >< how petty >
  • charliesteadman 2 years ago
    "Mr. God" kicks like a girlie man.
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  • Joel Curran 2 years ago
    "Mr. God had been drinking lots of alcohol on the train." Ha!
  • charliesteadman 2 years ago
    I don't like how people use trains as an excuse to be drunk in public.
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  • Paul McClintock 2 years ago
    This is sad.
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  • DistantDragon! 2 years ago
    Human drama in action.
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  • Dobbsie 2 years ago
    Mr God has a rude mouth, It's a shame Mr Gay didn't punch him in his face, instead he grabs his leg, a true lover not a fighter.
  • quixote 2 years ago
    =[ I was looking forward to a double leg takedown.
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  • fabiantoepel 2 years ago
    yes weird fighting skills...
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  • markdaycomedy 2 years ago
    They're divided by ideology, yet united by male pattern baldness...
  • Tallulah 2 years ago
    That's funny! And, sadly, true.
  • AA 2 years ago
    Lol!
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  • cosakito 2 years ago
    Plop... Poor Guy, he needs evolution

    Kisses to everyone
  • Konopiera 2 years ago
    I don't get it. Don't gay people come from evolution, too?
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  • Jelen! 2 years ago
    man oh man. what an asshole. i hope his son is gay.
  • Tallulah 2 years ago
    LOL! God does work in mysterious ways...
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  • SaraLily 2 years ago
    after watching this, I kinda wonder if maybe you shouldn't have filmed it and put it on the internet...what if Mr. God finds it and comes after you?

    haha
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  • Justus Zimmerly 2 years ago
    That's pretty funny and yet so sad. Fortunately not all Christians are intolerant assholes.
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  • trp0 2 years ago
    Man, those improvanywhere guys will do anything to get a reaction these days.
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  • pflynn02 2 years ago
    funny
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  • HaNNaH123 2 years ago
    *sighs*
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  • benjax 2 years ago
    Totally off topic here, but I had no idea there was a place in NY called "Fire Island"... that's the name of our company, so named coz we're from the Isle of Wight. Cool. :-)

    Oh yeah, and Mr. God is an idiot.
  • dalas verdugo 2 years ago
    Fire Island is a famous hangout spot for gay dudes. You should know that just in case someone laughs at your company's name and you don't know why.
  • Aleria 1 year ago
    Wel, den I gez it wud b a co-incdnc if yo cmpny mks ga prdctz?

    Wut do u mk?

    Aleria the Indian

  • benjax 1 year ago
    @dalas: Thanks for the heads up!

    @Aleria: We make websites :-)
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  • andrea 2 years ago
    just so sad
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  • CTD3 2 years ago
    Another enlightened train rider, "religious- drunkard-referrin" (the wine's for the sacrement, not you AHole!)
    too God while in a stupor showing his respect for his fellow man while revealing his limited "grasp" on civil/respectful conduct,,, kind a like Pat Robertson's "Nod" to Chavez. Why it's the NEW definition of Enlightenment !
    Pathetic.
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  • dalas verdugo 2 years ago
    I wish you had kept taping. This was awesome.
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  • Starstew 2 years ago
    I'm no Christian, and neither is that hating nasal-voice squawker. He certainly has a right to his opinion... but I hope the train was moving when he was thrown off.
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  • Farce Observation 2 years ago
    In time I think the word fuck will be replaced by pancakes.
  • Konopiera 2 years ago
    I really hope so. I mean that. No waffling on this subject from me.
  • DrPiranha 2 years ago
    YOu two can both go pancake yourselves! Haha!! I dunno, I'll have to give it some time.
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  • Trawin 2 years ago
    yeah, if Jesus were around today, he'd totally fuck those gays up. Punch em in the neck then go grab a beer. This is america
  • ElectroVision 2 years ago
    lol
  • dave.merwin 2 years ago
    Lol
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  • keith 2 years ago
    There are so many times I wish I had a camera for something like this. The Mr. God's of the world need to look into a mirror sometime.
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  • ElectroVision 2 years ago
    man, Mr god should check out music gay boy...
  • Rob Mientjes 2 years ago
    Oh yes! Why hasn't this happened already in the Vimeoverse? It's about time the Vimeo legends meet up and kick asses.
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  • Karma Inc. 2 years ago
    Mr God's Prayer-
    fuck fuck you asshole, fucker
    god hates you fucker. fuck.
    fuck you asshole fucker
    -Amen.

    ...And the choir boys sing:
    "shut your fucking face uncle fucka"

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  • Perez 2 years ago
    Great capture of a sad event.
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  • Eric Lodwick 2 years ago
    I don't like how people use trains as an excuse to be religious in public.
  • Paul McClintock 2 years ago
    Hah!
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  • skidder 2 years ago
    i personally like the naming of the characters.
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  • dave.merwin 2 years ago
    this is embarassing. Mr. God obviously needs some help.
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  • Konopiera 2 years ago
    I hope that, by calling him Mr. God, your insinuation is that he was 'playing God' rather than *representing* God. He never said he was representing God. He only referenced God once, saying, "you're f*ing against God". I think you could have just called him Mr. Jerk, or Mr. Homophobe - he demonstrated that much more clearly. Why bring God into it?

    Just be clear: just because he's called Mr. God, doesn't mean that this is how God would act. I mean, for starters, I don't think God drops the F-bomb so much.
  • Jakob Lodwick 2 years ago
    There were some other God references I didn't catch on camera. "That shit is against my religion!" he yelled. It was clear on the train that the source of his hatred was the gay guys' conflict with his deeply held, intractable religious ideas.
  • Konopiera 2 years ago
    Agh, ok, thanks for clarifying. {sigh} Good thing God is not easily embarassed.
  • Rob Mientjes 2 years ago
    The good thing is that not all Christians are this dumb :) Differences are a good thing too, you know.
  • DrPiranha 2 years ago
    Indeed Rob. I would never act like that. I would smash someone, but on the basis of them bieng gay and that I'm a Christian. They would have to insult me being a zombie first.
  • vimeoman 2 years ago
    Well first off, I dont think God takes the train, does he?
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  • Odes Roberts 2 years ago
    Mr.god obviously is a jackass, great clip although sad that's how people really act.
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  • aaannnaaa 2 years ago
    this is insane...
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  • junkinthetrunk2 2 years ago
    this is just another reason i will put on my list of why people deserve to get ther ass kicked, along with man stealing and wearing red plad pants that are way to tight...
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  • Amanda 2 years ago
    Why cant people leave the stupid at home?
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  • Jimmie 2 years ago
    Those heavily religious people aka God botherers can be the biggest knobs sometimes. They also have a very apparent tendency to publicly humiliate themselves.

    That said, you can be religious WITHOUT being a dork... or maybe you can't.
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  • staceyv 2 years ago
    If you believe in gay people you're going to hell? I didn't know gay people were fairy tale creatures. I believe in unicorns too....I hope I'm not hell-bound!
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  • Buck Flashroy 2 years ago
    I was waiting for the camera to be turned around at the end, with the traditional "This is Jakob Lodwick, reporting the news"
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  • hªnnes 2 years ago
    it's so cute how mr gay tries to push mister god out of the train by hugging his leg.
  • vimeoman 2 years ago
    Lol
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  • Golgottan 2 years ago
    I was told that God was love and mercy. Did anyone lie to me?
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  • vimeoman 2 years ago
    I say Mr. God and Mr. Gay should join forces and become super hero Mr. Godgay, or Mr. GG, or Mr. Goady, or Mr. GoDgAY, or ... well you get the ideal.
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  • squidtrolley 2 years ago
    some of youse yanks are krazee

    i'm english by the way... i sometimes type in accents
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  • error46146 2 years ago
    I doubt God approves of him (Mr. God) being so vulgar
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  • 11 months ago
    make the mean man go away!!!
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