Dick-Gabe Patterson

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UTA graduate Dick-Gabe Patterson founded Whale Voice Entertainment with a single goal in mind: DOING STUFF. Having released diverse, irreverent comedy projects from sensational Rhineland rappers "Lazër" and the "Cool Wheels" short film series, it's safe to say that "STUFF" has certainly been "DONE" at the W.V. In fact, Dick-Gabe has gone so far as to make the phrase his company's official slogan.

"Every day, when the Dub-V staff gathers for my power talk at 8:00am, we all join hands, form a circle and chant, 'Doing stuff!' for an extended period of time," Patterson said. "No one does anything until we finish the chant. We believe this exercise increases productivity."

When he's not creating and releasing original films and music, Dick-Gabe can often be found doing donuts on the Zamboni in the Tandy Center's ice rink, kissing attractive women, or running really, really fast (or all three simultaneously). Along with non-gay partners Alan "The Privates Detective" Tolleson and Jonny "I'm Not Mexican" Cruz (who recently starred in films with both Kevin Sorbo and Dolph Lundgren), Dick-Gabe continues to spur Whale Voice Entertainment toward the top of the world, reportedly with the intention of purchasing the Claus estate and workshop.