Yeah, so if you just want to skip right to my soundbites, here you go:

1:36
2:45
3:42

I do not, as a rule, have crushes on television actors or movie stars. I tend to go for brainy nerds. However, I will admit to the following exceptions: Zach Braff (although when I actually hung out with him, that QUICKLY changed. He is no good, times 100), Topher Grace (also heard not so great things about his personality, although I can't personally vouch for that), Jon Stewart (but he's married), and ... yes, George Clooney. I was trying to figure out a way to work "George, call me!" into my commentary, but then I decided that might scream "DESPERATE!" and, well, I'm pretty sure the CNN producers aren't enthusiastic about being used as my own personal matchmaker. Alas.

PS. I do not like my hair like this on air. It looks ... I don't know. A little unprofessional.

This is sort of an old clip, but ... anyway, my TIVO's filled to the brim, so I had to video it off the tv and then delete it. I know, I know, you cared so much.

I feel like I look really Stepford Wife Junior League in this segment.

Another Lindsay clip!

My favorite soundbite is at 2:13.