Phillip Retuta.

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Born and raised in the Chicagoland area, went to college in both central Illinois and central Indiana, want to move into a *different* big city (like NYC, LA, Portland, or Austin).
Things I can do on an above average scale: draw, write, paint, photography, graphic design, cook.
Things I can't do: physical sports, telekinesis, snap my fingers, ninjitsu back-flips, get a girlfriend.
Things I like: funny things, insightful things, cities, rain, cats who think they're dogs, playing music loudly, squirrels, zombie flicks.
Things I don't like: unfunny things, the unforgiving sun, cats who act like total assholes, pickles, seafood, Joel Schumacher.
Things I like to plug:
-My comic: sausage-fest.com
-My blog: bluegoomba.com
-My photos: flickr.com/photos/retuta/