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I suck at writing these things. Vital stats: Real name Patrick. Male, born 1983, 5'6", 142 lbs. 32" waist, 30" inseam. Shoe size: 8 1/2. Slightly duck-footed. Combined SAT score: 1390. Moderately lactose intolerant. Immune to sunburn. Allergic to ragweed, grass, cats, and deadlines. Currently living in Athens, GA. Recent college grad, currently working in a grocery store. My application for the Most Underemployed Person in the Universe Prize is still pending. I want to be a writer. Or rather, AM a writer, and would like to become a PAID writer. I can shoot, light, edit, compose music to some degree, and act well enough to take on a role in a script for the sake of getting it made. Most of my scripts never get made due to limitations of time, money, and casting. If you live near me and are interested in filmmaking, give me a holler. Seriously.

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Don't Smoke Cigarettes
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6 months ago
Monkeyforbrains commented on Looking for stories...
I've got a short that's been sitting around my HDD that might work for you...it's kind of a dark parody of "the red balloon" so a beautiful location for shooting might contribute to the humor. let me know if this sounds like the kind of thing you're looking for though be warned it is sort of black humor so it might not be what you had in mind.
6 months ago
Monkeyforbrains commented on CHANGES
Kickass. I wish some of the the girls I've dated would get eaten by a frog :) "Ay, behbee, wan come suck on some necktarr?" Lolz!
6 months ago
Monkeyforbrains commented on Don't Smoke Cigarettes
Sorry about the low quality. If I get around to if I'll find a high quality version and post it. For a version with deleted footage, find me on Youtube (monkeyforbrains .)