We had this horrible day where we had to work back stage at the dress rehearsal for the Miss UGA Pageant at 7a.m. and then stay there until like 1 p.m. Then we got a little break where I snuck a 1-hour nap, and then we had to go to a gymnastics meet to do spotlight and shoot off this confetti machine when we won, which of course we did because that really good gymnast you see in the video is on our team, she's a freshman here and she competed in the 2004 olympics.

Then back to the theatre for the actual pageant, then load out, done at midnight, then out for drinks.

That's a 40-ounce beer I was drinking. I was leaning against the bar with my boss and these two girls came up and started talking to us, right, and I didn't know what to do. I'm so bad at flirting that the girl actually says, "you know, you could say, 'hey Crystal, can I have your number?'" So I was like, "oh," and then I asked her, but then I got distracted, told her I had to run and buy some cigarettes, left, and never came back. My boss was mad because he was going to "get lucky" with the girl talking to him, but only if Crystal was accounted for. That's where I was supposed to come through, but didn't.